Monday, March 31, 2014
EVERYTHING BUT LENIN
Good morning Baltimore . . . and goodbye!
My slumlord Simone finally put the screws to me. Sadly, this will be my last year in Charm City. My loss, however, is your gain. The opportunity of a lifetime (mine) has finally arrived! I am giving away everything (and I mean EVERYTHING!) I own. Come to Lovegrove Alley and get a 'piece of me' (for free) for yourself. . . everything except Lenin that is. He's mine.
Book a van and buy some boxes. It's yours. Just let me know when you're coming: firstname.lastname@example.org.
Whatever you don't take, goes back to the thrift store from whence it came. For those so inclined, I'll also gladly accept donations. I'd like to buy a decent van and tour the country for a spell where-before I settle. . . Albuquerque perhaps?