COLBY LIKE CHEESE _ _ KELLER LIKE HELEN
Jake Gyllenhaal squared=Jake Gyllllenhaaaal?Wow--that blackboard behind him is a whole heaping helping of freshman philosophy mumbo-jumbo; let's hope the film is more complex than that. Or, at the very least, that the two Jakes make out.
I though the board was cookbook for cooking people
Oh, my powdered sugar angel puppy, are you REALLY lobbing us a softball like this? "An hour and half of Jake Gyllenhaal squared-- what more could any sane man ask for?" An hour and a half of NAKED Jake Gyllenhaal squared, of course! Silly man.
I saw it and liked it. It makes my home city look like a hazy, smoggy place of sexual mystery. Apparently I'm not hanging out in the right neighbourhoods. No spoilers -- but the scene where the Jakes meet is full of (projected) hotness! There definitely needed to be more nudity. Something I've always wondered (yes, always) -- if you mess around with your exact duplicate is it considered incest? Or just masturbation. xo