Friday, April 11, 2014

BONER FOR. . . BOY?


Boners aren't for books silly faggot; boners are for boys!!!

Sadly, impending doom, errrrr my "move", means I must firmly close the final chapter on the Boners for Books program.  Without the financial means to preserve my beautiful library, I'm sharing the many gifts you gave me with anyone willing to snatch a slim volume (or shelf-full or two).

I now have the freedom to re-direct my riding crop back where it belongs: perniciously pointed at the beautiful boys of the internet, most of whom I'll never have the direct honor of meeting in person.

One boy in particular stands out among the many: xxcraiger.

I'm a little late to the Instagram game (COLBYKELLER if you want to help me earn my first "k").  I only recently acquired a smart phone.  Sadly that too will go.

It took me a while to figure out the private message function.

When I did, I discovered xxcraiger, Craig Ryan, who sent me a card to his upcoming thesis show at the Museum of Fine Arts, Florida State University.  I scrolled thru Craig's selfies and instantly fell in love.  While the panhandle state is a loong ways off, and too hot to handle for this pale pony (not to mention Craig himself), I can certainly admire from a distance.

His silicone-centric work looks pretty alluring too.  If you find yourself near Florida State tonight, be sure to check out the opening of his thesis show.  The reception is from 6-8PM:





3 comments:

  1. Xxcraiger is beautiful. I support your infatuation completely.
    I hope you donate any leftover books to Bookthing. http://www.bookthing.org

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  2. Xxcraig reminds me peto coast, a Berlin pornstar.... they both are like twins. Nevertheless, I still admire you the most. :-) I learn a lot too from your scene.

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  3. that child needs to get into porn, immediately, if not sooner!

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