Friday, February 28, 2014

I READ PENIS: TOTEM POEM


From the exhibition "Fever Thread" by Norwegian poet Jan Erik Vold at 1857 in Oslo, Sweden. 


"I hear hole" too (when I read it out loud (and proud)):




EMPTY HANDED


Find the words if you dare.  Cause I certainly can't. . . The Dualism Photography Book, Vol.2:



. . . and the slightly less spectral-tacular, Dualism Photography Book, Vol.1:



Vol. 3 promises "the light at the end of the tunnel":

Thursday, February 27, 2014

BONERS FOR BOOKS: VOLUNTARY SERVITUDE, ET AL.


3 Books, one GIF, a hundred poems (actually 103 according to my count).  Mark Wunderlich's book "The Anchorage" won a Lambda Literary Award in 1999. 

"The Meeting" from Voluntary Servitude:

Did I say it was a walk in a forest?

Well then.  Very well.

There were trails in the forest that were sand-covered.

That is to say, domesticated.

There were signs of footprints, but no people.

Through the trees, a distant beach shook itself with tidal changes.

The waves heaved, a watery lung.

What was it like to touch him?

It is difficult to say.  I will try to remember.

I recall only the weight of an arm,

trees crossing out the sun

and a path leading out into the open. 


PERFECT COCK: TRIANGULATE


Perfect everything really.  Nipple.  Balls.  Bush.  

Job well done sir.  

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

I SEE SKJEDEN?: NORWEGIAN FEMINISTS


From the exhibition "Hold Stenhårdt Fast På Greia Di, Norwegian Art and Feminism 1968-89" at Kunsthall Stavanger in Stavanger, Norway.  (Skjeden not pictured)


GUY WITH GLASSES: COLIN


Ever-adorable, BSD Reader Colin (pictured above) sports a pair of Persol frames, perforce acquired-- without sinecure or indemnity-- through an enduring capacity for distinction, some 4 years ago.*

Frowny-face in tow, Colin informs me that he has worn corrective eyewear for near-sightedness since he was 15 years old. . . . Me too Colin!  Me too.  :-/

*In case you're guessing, today's objective was to use "perforce" in a complete sentence (plus, it looks good next to "Persol").

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

BONERS FOR BOOKS: JEANS


I may be one of the few men on Planet Earth who doesn't own a single pair of jeans.  Not one.  That said, I can't imagine what exactly the GIF below intends to convey other than the personally idiosyncratic observation that many boys seem to have holes in their crotches right where their balls are.  Am I wrong?  Or are my eyes (and imagination) simply preoccupied?

A special thank you to BSD reader and self-described "soccer mom from Ohio" Susan D. for sending me a beautiful copy of Jeans, a monograph of jean-specific work by Swiss photographer (and BSD favorite) Karlheinz Weinberger.

I may not own a pair myself, but I certainly appreciate a bulging dude in denim when I see one (hole or no hole):


Selections from Jeans:



GRINDHeR


If I didn't fully before, I definitely feel dirty now.  Real women read real texts from Grindr and Scruff:

Monday, February 24, 2014

COLBY DOPPELGÄNGER: THE SHINING


Can you really blame me?  I mean who doesn't get a little stir crazy every once and a while?

BSD Reader Charles discovered this Colby doppelgänger (pictured above) in an Omaha, Nebraska, production of Stephen King's novel "The Shining". 

For more synergistic "Shining" similitude, sometimes convincing and always conspiratorial, check out the recent documentary "Room 237":

I SEE PENIS: BEIRENDONCK COCK COUTURE


Oddly enough, I've had this one on my desktop for months, and never thought to post it: phallic footwear from the Summer 2014 collection of Flemish fashion designer Walter Van Beirendonck.  

Sadly, neither cock-themed couture nor cocks themselves cum in size 15.  :-(

See the entire collection HERE.    

Read more about Walter (and his professional relationship to sex) at Dazed Digital.  

  

Sunday, February 23, 2014

(NO) BONERS FOR BOOKS: PURPOSE & DEVIL PISS



Unfortunately, I cant's show you much of BSD reader Robert Siek's book of poetry, "Purpose and Devil Piss".  The cover shows the author as a young child in a clown costume.  As you might imagine, I didn't quite feel comfortable (or inspired) to spring a boner in front of the pre-adolescent poet, however handsome the present-day poet looks in glasses.  That said, I can show you several GIFs of my hair (while it lasts).  Sorry Robert!  :-)   



Robert Siek

STICK IT IN


"Boy with Beard" with things in beard courtesy of BSD Reader DJ.

Saturday, February 22, 2014

I SEE FACIAL: DEVINE SHRINE


It's a "wet willy" themed Shabbos today.  Country piss kisser courtesy of BSD Reader Dwight. 

PERFECT COCK: THE NAUTILUS


Is it disturbing or arousing (or disturbing and arousing) that the ceramic quality cock pictured above looks a little too perfect???  His eerily shaved pubis certainly doesn't help.  

Not a single nick?  Really??  

Friday, February 21, 2014

I SEE BOOBIES: CREED


Work No. 264, two protrusions from a wall, 2001 

I See Penis (and Balls!) too.  Martin Creed, "Whats the Point of It?" at the Hayward Gallery:  


Work No. 701, 2007


Work No. 960, 2008


Work No. 1636, 2013

THE CRUCIFIXION OF FRANCOIS SAGAT


Vermeer.  Holbein.  Caravaggio.  Sagat.  What happens when you put shirtless gay men in front of famous paintings?  The work of Ross Watson, that's what:











Thursday, February 20, 2014

GAY SCARF


No.  Thankfully not a new sex fad.  And yes. . . guilty as charged:


Would you believe I actually forgot two:


IN DOUCHE WE TRUST


I've know my fair share of 30 year olds, a few in the their 20s, one in their teens, some 40 year olds, and at least one remarkable 53 year old.  But a 200 year old douche?

Yes.  A team of archaeologists recently discovered the ancient bone relic in question (pictured above) on a dig near New York's City Hall.  Given the context of the dig site-- a trash midden littered with liquor bottles three feet beneath the ground-- team members speculate this particular hygiene device may have come to the aide of at least one lucky orgy participant.

For an informative glimpse into the often disregarded culture of the "Douche" look no further than the "Human Planet".  Yes.  We have to share it.  


For the real "Human Planet" (a favorite of mine) click HERE.

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

LIKE SIRIUSLY


You've probably heard me moan before, but have you ever heard me answer a real live sirius question?  Now is your chance to ask.  Catch me live, tonight, with hosts Derek and Romaine, SiriusXM OutQ 109, 9PM EST. 

Simply dial 866-305-6887 and inquire away. 

If you don't subscribe to Sirius fear not, you can download a free trial at www.siriusxm.com/outqoffer.

I SEE PENIS: PUMP GASKET


I think I found Mr. Goodwrench!  Actually BSD reader Mike found him.  Thanks Mike!

On a not-so completely unrelated note, there is also this: