Monday, March 31, 2014

EVERYTHING BUT LENIN


Good morning Baltimore . . . and goodbye!

My slumlord Simone finally put the screws to me.  Sadly, this will be my last year in Charm City.  My loss, however, is your gain.  The opportunity of a lifetime (mine) has finally arrived!  I am giving away everything (and I mean EVERYTHING!) I own.  Come to Lovegrove Alley and get a 'piece of me' (for free) for yourself. . . everything except Lenin that is.  He's mine.  

Seriously.

Book a van and buy some boxes.  It's yours.  Just let me know when you're coming: lovegrovetreasuretrove@gmail.com.

Whatever you don't take, goes back to the thrift store from whence it came.   For those so inclined, I'll also gladly accept donations.  I'd like to buy a decent van and tour the country for a spell where-before I settle. . . Albuquerque perhaps?

















Thursday, March 27, 2014

I SEE PENIS: KEIICHI TANAAMI


More from artist Keiichi Tanaami:









COLBY AS FEDERICO FUCKLINI


I can't really claim the director's chair for this one, but I do have a minor roll to play-- touching on everything from "Alternate Universe Prostitution", "Angst" and "Fluff" to "Violence" and "Dubious Consent".  Thanks to my poor translation abilities, I haven't figured out anything more definitive.

Maybe you can help?

If you know Italian, check out "Stairway to Heaven" by ladymacbeth77, and let me know what the fuck (and who is fuck) is going on.


Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

BANANA SWING


A perfect ass like Will's deserves the perfect compliment. . .

GOLDEN ROD


Two golden Rods and one gold medal gluteus maximus-- by far the shapeliest derriere I've had the good fortune to spank: owned and operated by model and former Big Brother Will Wilke.

All this junk inside my jeans (and by "mine" I mean Will's jeans) in the latest copy of TYPE/FACE


Monday, March 24, 2014

FLICK U: ENEMY


First as tragedy, then as farce.  If I were any more paranoid, I'd swear this song were about me (or someone else close to me I know).

An hour and half of Jake Gyllenhaal squared-- what more could any sane man ask for?



Sunday, March 23, 2014

BIGSHOE TUNES: GENERAL INTELLECT


 "Financial power is based on the exploitation of precarious, cognitive labor: the general intellect in its present form of separation from the body.

The general intellect, in its present configuration, is fragmented and dispossessed of self-perception and self-consciousness.  Only the conscious mobilization of the erotic body of the general intellect, only the poetic revitalization of language, will open the way to the emergence of a new form of social autonomy."

-- Franco "Bifo" Berardi, The Uprising: On Poetry and Finance

 

Dixie Rothko -- St.  Paul & The Broken Bones
Intoxicated Rat -- The New Lost City Ramblers
Fat Cat Song (feat. Phat Kat) -- Slum Village
Xica Da Silva -- Jorge Ben
Take Me To Church -- Hozier
LOOKING FOR SOMEONE -- East India Youth
Feel It Again -- Prince Rama
Problem Areas -- Oneohtrix Point Never
Kokot Robi Piwo (A Cockerel Is Brewing Beer) -- Manugi
He She -- Oneohtrix Point Never
Avant-Guarded -- CURXES
Stricktly For The DJs -- Akrobatik
Why Don't You Eat Me Now, You Can -- Soko
Drinking Song -- Shanren
Jackson -- Bagatelle
The Most Immaculate Haircut -- Metronomy
Grass Is Greener -- St. Paul & The Broken Bones
Bi Li Tong -- Shanren
Out of the Black (feat. Robyn) -- Neneh Cherry
Public Love -- Planningtorock
Digital Witness -- St. Vincent
Mother Father -- Lurch & Chief
Na Piecu Oroł (He Ploughed On The Stove) -- Kapela Maliszów Band
Nature Boy -- Wild Beasts
Mess On a Mission -- Liars
Po Owsianej Słomie Deptoł (He Was Treading The Oat Straw) -- Fickowo Pokusa
$ + € -- SFDK & ToteKing
Blaw -- Positive Black Soul
Lilizela Mlilizela -- Mahlathini & The Mahotella Queens
XXX -- Bohicas
Haro-Haro -- Toba Batak Ensemble
Cigarette Daydreams -- Cage the Elephant
Blessing Song -- Cornelia Bowannie & Arliss Luna