Monday, March 28, 2016

HOW TO MAKE A SNOW PENIS

Though this video was made in early 2015, I thought we might revisit the infamous Pennsylvania Turnpike Snow Penises.  For those of you in parts of the country expecting one last snowfall, here's an easy guide.


STEP 1 - JUMP TO A FRESH PATCH OF SNOW.
STEP 2 - PLANT YOUR RIGHT FOOT.  MAKE A CIRCLE IN THE SNOW WITH YOUR LEFT FOOT.
STEP 3 - PLANT YOUR LEFT FOOT.  MAKE A CIRCLE IN THE SNOW WITH YOUR RIGHT FOOT.
STEP 4 - FEET TOGETHER WITH TOES SPLAYED OUT WIDE, SHIMMY FORWARD ABOUT FOUR FEET.
STEP 5 - COME UP ON THE BALLS OF YOUR FEET AND CHICKEN WING YOUR HEELS OUT TO THE SIDE.
STEP 6 - JUMP TO A NEW PATCH OF SNOW AND START AGAIN.

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