BOOKS FOR BONERS: HARRY BUSH, HARD BOYS

BSD Bud "Shea from SF" knows how to inspire the activist in me.  This IS Masturbate-a-thon 2013 after all and any-and-all wack-off inspiration is well-appreciated.  I feel like I've lost the ability sometimes, especially since I stopped regularly masturbating over a year ago.

What could possibly do the trick better than a beautifully hard-bound copy of "Harry Bush: Hard Boys"?  If you're anything like me and enjoy a well-illustrated ass, you'll enjoy the ouerotic oeuvre of this particularly well-known queer artist.  To see more of his work, check out this dedicated tumblr HERE.

To contribute your own individualized cockshot to the Boners for Books Colby Keller Charity Drive consult this helpful donation guide.

EIGHT DAYS A WEEK: SHE SNORTED A CIGARETTE-SMOKY LAUGH

Despite my cold, I soldier on. . . 

"'Damn close.'  She put a pudgy nail-gnawed hand across mine."

--p. 233

Chapter 56 of Larry Duplechan's Eight Days a Week:

KOKI-"COLBY"-GAMI: BUTTPLUG

A reader simply known as "Buttplug" sent in the following B&W Colby Kokigami pics.  It's been such a looong time since Lil Colby has seen a hard, throbbing ankle spanker, he's holdin' on for dear life!

If Big Colby won't ride your nob (I can only be in so many places on so many men at one time after-all), I guarantee Lil Colby can help.  Give him a shot (or two or three) for both of us.  Simply print him off HERE and submit the results to bigshoediaries@gmail.com.  Feel free to get as creative as you'd like.  I'm still waiting for a Colby Kokigami pic mid-fuck. . . Any takers?

As always, a giant heap of appreciation and praise for illustrator extraordinaire J.Bone.

COLBY, LET LOOSE AND NUDE . . . IN THE ART GALLERY

Purely thanks to the tremendous bull testicles of "Friend of Colby" and fellow artist Wolfgang Fletcher, who had the chutzpah to ask a gallery owner if I could strip down to take a photo in front of this piece by artist Leo Villareal, were we able to capture the portrait above, "Colby as Christ, giving the Byzantine sign of benediction".

You may know Villareal best for his tunnel of LED lights, the "Multiverse" at the National Gallery of Art in Washington DC.  To see more of his work, check out his website HERE.

"The Multiverse", National Gallery of Art, Washington DC

Pre-chutzpah, "Colby as Virgin with Sitting Bull"

NINJA TURTLE SEX MUSEUM

I might not be a gazillionaire, but that didn't stop me from purchasing a masterpiece at the Frieze Art Fair last weekend.   On the small table reserved for Printed Matter (the art world's artist book megastore) I discovered a small treasure trove of grisly juvenilia by artist James Unsworth, "Ninja Turtle Sex Museum".  The book accompanied an exhibition of Unsworth's work in 2010, at Five Hundred Dollars, an artist run space in London.  If you'd like your own copy of the book (or would like to buy me a kick-ass t-shit of Leonardo simultaneously dropping heat and poppin' a boner in mid karate-chop), visit artist James Unsworth's website: here for the BOOK or here for the SHIRT. 
 

STUD WITH SCRUFF: BLUE FROG

"Licking a Blue Frog may cause hallucinations!"  With a stud like this, I'll take my risks.  To see more of Blue Frog (and fantastic finds like the hands-free cum flood below) check out his blog HERE or watch his own collection of homemade erotica on Dudesnude HERE.

I HEAR PENIS: COMPARE AND CONTRAST

Feeling a bit average?

Don't worry, the kind folks at Gigantic Huge Meat and White boi rapper Macklemore are here to assuage your feelings of inadequacy (or amp up your anxiety by focusing your attention on an issue you might otherwise overlook).  Average-shmaverage. 

With Photoshop, ALL can dream the impossible dream (and in turn, make even the boy with the biggest dick in the deck feel small).  Despite what Macklemore might have you believe, there are more of us "average" boys even in porn than "fucksticks by the yard".  Sad, but true.

I say. . . put away the size-slut shaming; size solidarity of all kinds!  I certainly like to show my support to comrades of all cock dimensions.   

You may know Macklemore and his close buddy Ryan Lewis from their pro-gay marriage anthem "Same Love".  My personal apparel preferences (and musical likes) tend toward their other hipster hit, "Thrift Shop" featuring Wanz, included below.  Anyone who'd rather wear grandpa's golf pants than shop at the mall should easily identify.   

In case you haven't seen it, here is the pro-gay marriage song, "Same Love" featuring Mary Lambert.  It's a tad more treacle than I tend to serve my guests, but I'll let you judge the results for yourself: