Friday, December 6, 2013
While I can't say I'm fond of begging my few and impoverished fans to fund yet another Kickstarter, this project, co-sponsored by Cockyboys, deserves your attention. 3-Bits is a hilarious new web-series that stars, among others, genius comedian and performance artist Erin Markey. Markey plays Madison on the series (FULL DISCLOSURE: BSD Minister of Propaganda Karl Marxxx has performed a full jump-rope routine for one of Markey's burlesque reviews in the past). And the lesbians? Well, the lesbians are so fucking fuckable. Is that wrong for me to say?
Cockyboys is teaming up with the producers of 3-Bits to raise enough money to continue the series, with the aim of incorporating several "cocky boys" in the process (moi perhaps?) in both sexual and non-sexual roles. To help the project, I'm donating my time and potential semen (or simply a friendly ear): 5 minutes of one-on-one Colby cam time for a $500 donation, 10 minutes for $1,000. Who knows, maybe this will lead to a lucrative retirement career as a bona fide actor???
A boy can dream. . . starting HERE.
Watch the 3-Bits for yourself HERE.
Thursday, December 5, 2013
An hour after the body cast it was back on the table for more. . . Just as fun as cum, and then some. I even had a special attendant whose sole duty revolved around cleaning my nose holes with Q-tips!
Help Cameron complete his monumental project HERE.
Unfortunately, Cameron's GoPro camera ran out of juice mid-way thru my recent body cast. Before it died, his camera did manage to capture the most embarrassing moments, including the brief liberation of my penis (and evacuation of my bladder). Enjoy the fullness of my humiliation with this (nearly) comprehensive video record of the event. Watching my testicles yo-yo and my body shiver on fast-forward (no fault of the three space heaters warming my head and feet) makes for pretty entertaining stuff too:
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Taking off a rubber has never felt more satisfying. Thank G-d almighty! Free at last!
Post art-torture, nude mould inspector:
All greased up and no where to go. . .
Even moodier grease lighting:
One last bout of heroic composure before Cam and crew smother me alive in cold silicone:
2 + hours laying completely still, trapped under a solid mass of silicone, on a table in a freezing room (without the slightest ability to adjust your body for comfort) is a surprisingly difficult (and painful) experience. . . and beautiful, once complete. I can now say I know what "freedom" truly means (and a little bit of "death" to boot).
Freedom certainly isn't free. Sculptor Cameron Stalheim's thesis deadline approaches sooner than he'd like: April. He couldn't afford to wait 20 more days to start working. Simply to begin this initial step in the process, Cameron had to borrow a significant amount of money from his parents. If you didn't realize how expensive art can be (just in the making), take Cameron's thesis project as an object lesson in the fiscal dictums of material necessity: the silicone alone costs nearly $1,300.00. That doesn't include the resulting cast or my fish-tale, sculpted from scratch. With 16 days to go, he's not even half way to his respectably modest goal. Art isn't free either unfortunately.
With new incentives (including a dinner date with me), show your support HERE.
In order to apply the silicone properly-- before it could set-- Cameron's noble effort required the assistance of 4 fellow grad students (three pictured above). Each layer took at least 20 minutes to cure. Cameron and crew applied 5 layers total and one extra, unintentional layer thanks to difficulty with his model (me!). Unfortunately, the original pose Cameron hoped to achieve pinched my left shoulder. I completely lost feeling in my arm (and the ability to move my fingers) after the first coat. To remedy the situation, Cameron had to cut my arm free and re-apply a partial layer.
Turns out ice tea for breakfast was also a bad idea. In addition to repositioning my arm, I had to pee after the first coat as well. With surgical precision, Cameron had to delicately cut my penis loose temporarily so I could piss in a bucket. I barely made it to the end before I had to pee again. :-)
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
Lest he be out done, BSD Reader Trenton sent one final Xmas present, "Over Exposed: Perverting Perversions" by Sylvère Lotringer. Lest I be over-exposed, I felt it prudent to keep my cock under wraps for this one:
One "beard in the bush" is worth how many in the hand? How about my severed penis?
Wait no further. It's now for sale!!!
If you need more information before you can commit to such a luxurious stocking stuffer this holiday shopping season, consult my recent interview with Huffington Post "Gay Voices" contributor Philip Miner (although I think "Huff Po Hos" sounds better in my case).
Photography courtesy of the incomparable Daniel Jack Lyons. It's amazing what you can do with a ficus bush outside the New York City courthouse on a crisp afternoon in November.