ME COLBY! SKULL FUCKER.

Bones. . .  Family jewels. . .  It's all coming together now. . .

"Boner for Book" courtesy of Elizabeth, who discovered "Heavenly Bodies: Cult Treasures and Spectacular Saints from the Catacombs" on my Amazon Wish List.

Hair on Skulls-- my new hair-metal gay-goth John-Denver cover band.  :-)

FAREWELL

No one says "good bye" quite like John Denver and The Muppets:

Look mom!  No hair!  

I can guarantee none of you have ever seen me like this before.  I must have been at least 15 myself the last time I saw my nipples naked-- not even a wiry strand or two.  Don't worry.  I made sure to adequately document the momentous occasion.  

I don't think I've ever had one of these either, not even in the 90s:

If only my hair were darker, I'd have one of these all the time:

Then the big guns came out:

It'll take an underground railroad to cross my new Mason-Dixon.  Do you have a ticket?

In case you're wondering just why I look like an albino xoloitzcuintle, today is the day I get cast.  

Live.  

Five hours under silicone and I need your help.  

Contribute to sculptor Cameron Stalheim's "Colby as 30ft Merman" project HERE.