KINEXTING

To all you wealthy Santas out there, I have some good news!  The top line item on my list this year is relatively affordable (a mere hundred bucks), the Xbox Kinect.  While my recent foray into the world of 3-D printing at the Museum of Art and Design this past October only ended in disappointment, the experience inspired some creative ideaers for future projects.  My body scan somehow left me with a third arm-- an impossible fix according to the kind folks at Shapeways.  There will be no miniature naked Colbys for sale anytime soon.  But . . . Perhaps . . . I could print off my own porn instead?  Frame. By fucking Frame. (literally)

That's essentially what Spanish artist Alejandro Gomez-Arias and his girlfriend did.  Using a Kinect, Alejandro recording himself fucking his girlfriend and posted the results on Vimeo.  Just think what Colby and friends could do with a scanner and, well, a much more costly Christmas present . . . a 3-D printer? :-)

I SEE PENIS: CHOCOLATE SANTA

Ho Ho. . . Ho?  I SEE PENIS Santa from BSD Reader Andy.  

BOYS WITH BEARDS: SANTA

He's got a sack full of fun and a big gift for your chimney.  Happy holidays. . .

 

COAL FOR COLBY?

Looks like my epic collection of dust bunnies get another year's reprieve.  No one seemed to think the Dyson DC35 multi-floor digital vacuum cleaner makes a good Xmas present.  There are other ways to keep Colby clean (and warm) this holiday season.  Crowning the top of my list to Santa this year (right next to the DC35 and six pack abs) is the AeroSpa inflatable hot tub.  This portable spa heats up to 104 degrees and even comes with jets!  All for only $499.99!  Beats our idea of putting coals under the dumpster and filling it with bleach and water.  But then again, I have been pretty naughty.  A couple sacks of charcoal might do just the trick.  Move over Rats!  Colby's takin' a Christmas bath. 

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SANTA COLBY, SAD

For those of you who couldn't make it, a picture from my aborted auction attempt.  Unfortunately, you can't see Colby Klaus.  I'm hiding behind sad elf #4.  This is such a beautiful picture it needs to be seen. . .  Serendipity at work.


Thanks to my anthropologist Philly friend for capturing such a poetic night on his camera-phone.  

KOKI-"COLBY"-GAMI: SANTA CLAUS

I think I know what I'm getting for Christmas!  ;-)