BONERS FOR BOOKS: RONI HORN

A special Baby-Jesus -Birthday Boner to the generous reader who sent me this catalog of work by Mer-ancholic specialist Roni Horn.  I had to be extra careful taking these pics (the opposite cover shows a similar portrait of Horn as an equally gender-ambiguous little girl).  

Remember.  You still have time to send me a Xmas present.  Don't forget "Christmas in January", not the weird Russian thang obviously, but the sincere desire to acknowledge the birth of the Son of Man and Savior of all Mankind each and every month with a special present just for baby me (and erection reciprocity for you)!!!

TWELVE DICKCIPLES

When the shopping stampedes finally recede one solid fact will remain-- the undeniable reason for the season: one Mr. Jesus the Christ, who gave his spotless life for your sins.  Which begs the question: did Jesus ever get a boner?  Who, if any One at all, inhabited the Lamb of God's pristine wet dreams?  Certainly his twelve disciples popped wood on occasion?  Ever wonder what their boners may have looked like?

Artist and fellow MICAn Lathan Vargason contemplated just such an idea with his drawing "Yonic Second Coming of Christ with Dicks and Goats".  Just the thought of a stud that can cum twice gives me a semi, not to mention the Savior of mankind.  In anticipation of that glorious moment, let's remember the twelve perfectly corruptible disciples and countless cocks to follow that helped spread the Word.  Tis the season.

If "Second Coming" got you excited, you may appreciate the rest of Lathan's ironic-erotic body of work.  Look for a Colby portrait coming soon.