I SEE PENIS: LICKS FOR LEAVES

. . . or "needles" I should say.  Pinophyta-philic penis courtesy of BSD Reader DJ. 

TWO AERONAUTS OF THE IMAGINATION

May your Christmas be free of accidents and law enforcement (unless you're married to a cop, in which case HOT). Jingle Bells, ET smells, Santa Keller laid an egg.

Photo courtesy of "Boy with Beard" Bill Arning.

THE LAST SNOW EATER

While I won't get to experience a "White Christmas" this year (I leave for a road trip to Miami this afternoon), at least I get to enjoy a "White Christmas Eve"-- provided I don't eat all the snow first.  

I hopped out of the gym in my shorts to discover. . . icy cold flakes!  Yum.   

Merry Xmas yall.  

HO HO HO!!! HAPPY HORNY HOLIDAYS!!!

Still looking for that perfect XXX-mas gift.  Look no further than this, horny reindeer manage a trois holiday sweater.  Perfect for impressing the in-laws. . . or keeping them away.  At the very least you'll get your point across. . . or in.

THE CARROT BEFORE THE HORSE (HUNG)

Nothin says "home for the holidays" like blue balls and Frosty.  I SEE PENIS, courtesy of BSD reader Mike.