I SEE SEX: QUÉBÉCOIS CUM GRUB

"Glad to have made your mouth water for the last 18 years" so goes the ill-received ad accompanying the following photos.  The campaign promotes "Restos Voir", a Québécois restaurant guide.

While I can't confirm an immediate salivatory response, something certainly stirs.

Immense gratitude goes to courageous BSD reader Élise, who discovered these pictures and helped translate the French for me.  Élise also informs me that she endures much good-humored ridicule at the Strasbourg art library where she works for following the blog of a humble gay porn performer.   

Sorry Élise!

And thank you! 

I contemplated an "Ass for Alsace" gif, but then thought the wiser. . . I luv Alsatian baked goods too damn much.  I wouldn't want to spoil the batch with my sad sesame seed covered hamburglar buns. 

;-)

DI PALO'S PANE DEL PENE

I SEE

I SEE "PAN-IS" courtesy of BSD Reader Edgar. 

EAT MY BREADSTICK

Vaginas, tits, raindrops, a house made of bread sticks and lots and lots of bananas. . . More from Swiss artist Urs Fischer, on view at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Los Angeles until August 19th.

Me and comedian Greg Walloch inside the bread house.  

Eating said bread house.  

Reflective decapitation cube. . . Perfect device to capture my next Grndr photo?

COLBY AS FOODIE: BUTTER BUNS

What could be better than butter on bread? 

How about bread IN butter. . . about a pound of it melted down to form a pure lipid soup of dairy fat goodness.  It may look disturbing, but it sure was tasty.  I got to sample this heart-stopping treat while passing thru Conway, Arkansas, recently at the Market Place Grill off I-40.  I highly recommend a carb-loading detour before your next "Orgy in the Ozarks" diamond state weekend. 

BIG BOOTY BREAD COMPANY

I knew carbs were good for somethin'. . . photo-opps!

HUNK WITH HAIR: ROMAN PLACIDO

In addition to being cute as fuck, "Hunk with Hair" Placido lives in the Eternal City of Rome.  Like Federico Fellini, Placido believes in dreams.  "I am one of those fools who believe that they could live with love and bread."  He describes himself as "post-romantic", in a state of perpetual melancholy, "but not sad as always looking for something good to happen."  He's an archaeologist who loves art so much he thinks he may have Stendhal syndrome.  Not surprisingly, museums and exhibitions are his favorite places.  

Say no more.  A handsome, perpetually perspicacious archaeologist?  Butter. On. Bread. 

I SEE PENIS: FAIL

I hesitate to see the failure?  That many erect cocks in one place looks like success!

I SEE PENIS: TWO ROLLS AND A LOAF

What do you like on your sandwich?