BOOK WORMS WARM HEART (AND LOINS)

Reading IS fundamental.  A few of my favorites from the tumblr Eat a Bowl of Well-Read Dick:

A THING OF BEAUTY: DP X 2

Ever since Gmail updated it's new format several weeks ago, all my emails from Cockyboys now go directly to a new folder called "Promotions", which I've quickly learned to ignore.  Sadly, this means I missed the launch date this past Tuesday for the final segment of "A Thing of Beauty".  How funny then that I should title a post "Free to Be Me" about a photographer capturing the feminine side of men the day AFTER the launch of my scene, also coincidentally called "Free To Be Me"?  I swear it wasn't intentional!  Not even a subconscious appropriation!  I didn't even know the title of the scene until I checked my "Promotions" folder earlier today.  

While I didn't necessarily find anything overtly "feminine" in my two hunky scene mates, I suppose it takes a certain degree of grace and finesse to accommodate two cocks in more than one hole.  Nuttin' wrong with that.  Free to be free indeed (except when you pay-- which helps me out):

 All this "DP"in' can really make a brother tired.  My peoples were built for the mountains of Transylvania (for real), not the blazing tropical sun of Oaxaca.  And yet, I was the only one to survive without serious sun burn (for which I am immensely proud).  :-)

LET'S TALK ABOUT PORN INTERVIEW ON INDY READER

Condom Man Illustration by Dale Cooper

Who doesn't love having a conversation about porn. . . with porn stars?  Check out this fun conversation about being a porn star with the adorable IndyReader Blog.

COLBY AS CANCER

I didn't know it was possible to hate futuristic "Colby Doppelganger" Walt Whitman so vehemently, but according to one disgruntled viewer I'm "a cancer on the face of our species."

If it's got to be cancer, I can assure you it's skin cancer, and the sun in Oaxaca was worth it.  But don't take my word for it (or the words of youcanstilldieinthesunlight), find out for yourself at Cockyboys.

Remember your sunscreen.  You'll need it one way or another.  :-)  

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I SEE PENIS: PARTY CHAT

Last Tuesday, fellow performer Dale Cooper and I entertained Randy Blue fans live straight from the comfy confines of my living room/bedroom/dining room.  For the first time we got to experiment with Randy Blue's new "Party Chat" function.  Within a certain pre-determined time frame, users have the ability to collectively pay for a private show.  Each prospective donation fills the "Party Chat Cock" with juice.  Every paying participant gets to experience the same show no matter how much they donate, but only if the entire cock fills before the clock runs out.  Sounds fun right?  I certainly enjoyed myself.

If you'd like to give it a shot (and potentially watch me shoot), Dale and I will be back on tonight: 11PM Eastern Standard Time, 8 PM Pacific.  Fill my cock; I'll fill yours.  :-)

Cum join the party at Randy Blue Live.

LIVE NUDE COLBY

Are you craving a big ole slice of Colby?

Full-on grilled cheese.

Enough to sink your teeth in and savor the moment?

Now's your opportunity.  Catch me live tonight with fellow performer Dale Cooper on Randy Blue Live, starting at 11PM Eastern, 8 PM Pacific.

Cum one.

Cum all.

You bring the dough, I'll make the sandwich.

 

THE POWER OF PRAYER

After mating with this praying mantis at the pool yesterday, wouldn't you know it tried to eat my head.  Thankfully, it encountered more than it could stomach.  Given how many lil mini Colbys I've sacrificed on the altar of porn, an appropriate way for a performer to meet his maker.    

THUS SPANK ZARATHUSTRA

 Fresh off my pan-American spanking tour, fellow Randy Blue performer Dale Cooper contributes this erotic quiz based on his recent reading of Friedrich Nietzsche's classic "Thus Spake Zarathustra".  

Test your knowledge of the classics with your knowledge of classic porn.  For the answer key, check out Dale's blog, Dale Does Porn. 

Quiz: "Thus Spake Zarathustra" Chapter Title or Pornographic Film?

 

1. The Great Longing
2. Out of Service
3. Dark Dreams
4. Self-Surpassing
5. Market of Flesh
6. The Ass-Festival
7. Seven Lives Exposed
8. Daughters of Discipline
9. Among Daughters of the Desert
10. Boys in the Sand
11. A Few Good Men
12. The Ugliest Man
13. The Surprise of a Knight
14. Chastity
15. Manly Prudence
16. Centurions of Rome
17. Beads from a Petal
18. The Honey Sacrifice
19. Strange Places, Strange Things
20. Neighbour-Love
21. Angel Guts
22. Violated Angels
23. Old and Young Women
24. Joys and Passions
25. In the Happy Isles
26. Involuntary Bliss
27. Slave Widow
28. Behind the Green Door
29. Backworldsmen
30. Let Me Tell Ya 'bout Black Chicks

GIFS 'N THINGS: FIRE ISLAND RIM JOB & BOYS IN THE SAND

The original poster for the film at the 55th Street Playhouse

It's official!  It's "Boys in the Sand" week here on Big Shoe Diaries.  Both Colby and Dale are out on Fire Island, along with Dirk Caber, Josh West, Jake Deckard, Ray Dragon, Kyle King, Christopher Daniels, and David Anthony re-envisioning the iconic 1971 film by Wakefield Poole, Boys in the Sand.

If the actors who appeared in this incredibly financially successful film had hand held cameras and wireless, one can only imagine the antics they got up to off-screen, like this attached gif of Colby "rimming" some poor guy sunbather on the beautiful Fire Island beaches. 

And for those of you not able to get to the beach anytime soon, here's another way to enjoy the Lazy Sunbathers:

SO YOU WANNA BE A PORN STAR? MANHUNT DAILY SEXPERT ADVICE

It's time for more advice from the folks at Big Shoe Diaries.  Manhunt Daily continues their sexpert advice video column with Colby, and an appearance last week from Big Shoe contributor, Dale Cooper.  Check out Manhunt Daily again tomorrow for a new video, but in case you missed last week's, check it out now!

SPANDEX / LATEX: BI(KE)-CURIOUS

Dale is still recovering from his adventures on the AIDS/LifeCycle ride. As such, he has some belated things he'd like to share with you.

While spandex can be great for accentuating pecs and curves, all that crotch constriction can be a little uncomfortable.

Enter Red Dress Day. Originally started as "Dress in Red Day," the idea originated due to a particular segment of the route on day 5 that loops back on itself--viewed aerially, the effect of 2,200 cyclists on the road gives the appearance of an AIDS awareness ribbon. Over the years, "Dress in Red Day" became "Red Dress Day," and the spectacle shifted from up above to down under. There's nothing quite like a little genderfucking while you're cruising down the Golden Coast. More after the jump!

SPANDEX / LATEX: Calves

Dale thinks that calves are pretty hot, and can tell a story. Want more stories? Then you should probably head over to the AIDS/LifeCycle webpage and check it out. Want to get calves like these? Then you should probably sign up for next year.

SPANDEX / LATEX: Derrière-A-Day 3

As part of Dale's trip along with AIDS LifeCycle, I will be conducting informal yet intimate interviews with participants on the state of their bums. And I'll be drawing portraits of their bums.

Doug's booty. You could mount a bike rack on that.

PASO ROBLES - Doug is a licensed mental health counselor working at a homeless shelter in Boston. He also volunteers with the Red Cross, specializing in psychological trauma. He is popping AIDS/LifeCycle cherry this year. He is an avid cyclist and telemark skier, which keeps his booty in top form.

One word to describe your booty right now: "Happy."

Why is your booty so happy? "The rumble strip."

Could you please explain that sentence? "Well, the rumble strip is that thing on the side of a highway that keeps you from going off the road. And if you loosen your booty, so to speak, and press down hard on your seat then ride over the rumble strip, it's better than any toy I've ever used."

And I'm sure there's a lot more cardio involved. "Exactly. Well, only a little bit more."

A little bit? "Yeah."

You must have very cardiovascular... sex toy usage. "Let's just say I work out."

Any other rumbling going on? "There's a 'flavor of the day' thing going on. Long walks in the wood at night..."

Just 'of the day'? "What do you want, one of the hour?"

Are there lots of flavors at ALC? "There are many, and a whole lot of delish."

Is that what brought you to ALC? "Of course!!! And it's a near and dear cause to me."

Why is that? "Many friends living with HIV. Many clients, patients."

Do you ride for them? "Yes. Absolutely. I ride for them because I am fortunate to have the strength to do so when they don't."

Is all that strength in your booty? "Uh huh."

It shows, Doug, it shows.

Can't get enough derrière in spandex? I believe they have more over here.

SPANDEX / LATEX: Grindr Report 3

Dale Cooper will be guest-blogging for a week while participating on the AIDS LifeCycle 11. Find out more here.

El Paso de Robles - Pop. ~30,000. In common vernacular: Paso Robles. In English: The Pass of the Oaks. Known for its thermal springs. Salinan Indians used to live in the area, referring to it as the "Springs." Franciscan priests from the neighboring Mission San Miguel constructed the first mineral baths in the area. At that same mission today, AIDS/LifeCycle roadies performed a drag show. That drag show raised $3,00 for it's renovation.

Logged in at: 8:45PM, PST. First 100 profiles included.

Grindr Participation: Day 3

Analysis: Beautiful weather uplifted the rider's spirits after the freezing torrent of the day before. Biked 66.7 miles, so shorter than some days, though home of the mythical "quad buster," a mountainous hill of mighty proportions. Some riders get off of their bicycles to help push others to the top of the hill. Note: hand-to-buttock contact between cyclists of the push may have reinvigorated passions. Riders could be experiencing soreness related to quad-busts, though, reducing their desire to want to ride anything else. That being said, data represents a strong show of participants utilizing Grindr, with little outside population involvement despite the significant population of Paso Robles. Possible explanation: the town the fastest growing in the county, and presence of mineral baths would suggest this population growth is largely due to senior citizens. Senior citizens are demonstrably less inclined to take topless photos of themselves with their smartphones.

SPANDEX / LATEX doesn't understand the necessity of a Grindr report. ALC Experience website may have something more salient.

SPANDEX / LATEX: PIT STOP

Photo: www.dallasandrewgraham.com

Pulled over for a fill up. Any takers?

Dale isn't actually riding a bike 545 miles like 2,200 much more awesome people are. People who were made awesome-er by raising a collective $12.6 million for HIV/AIDS services. Just how awesome are these people? Find out here. Become awesome yourself here.

SPANDEX / LATEX: Derrière-a-Day 2

As part of Dale's trip along with AIDS LifeCycle, I will be conducting informal yet intimate interviews with participants on the state of their bums. And I'll be drawing portraits of their bums. 

Putin's is as big as a Nissan.

KING CITY - Putin is from NYC too (who isn't), is 34, and does marketing for movies. Like really big movies and stuff. He was the third-largest individual fundraiser from outside of California, bringing in $20,000 for the ride alone.

One word to describe your ass day? "SORE."

And why is that? "I've been riding a bike for a couple of days for the greater good. Ending the AIDS crisis. My ass is saving the world."

Can your ass do all that? "My ass is so fucking amazing, just... it's flavor, it just tastes really good, and that will save the world."

Is there another reason why you wish your ass was sore? "No, I'm not a bottom. It's been many years since that's been the case."

Who has the nicest ass? "There's a guy Doug who has a really nice ass and we've had this jokey flirty thing going on for a while, from going on training rides and whatnot. And I told him he has a really nice ass. So I slapped his ass every time I went by, and he would tell me how he loved it. Then yesterday he came back to the tent city area and was walking by me and he flashed his ass for me. It was a very nice, tan ass, and it has a lot of cushion and I definitely wanted to bury my face in it."

Is there a type of ass you prefer? "There's gotta be a little meat on there."

Is ALC good for that? "It's my favorite part of the ride--other than helping cure AIDS--the fact that I get to stare at asses in spandex all day."

Did you get ass last night? "No, but I did witness a lot of ass activity. Some close-by tent neighbors went to do end-of-the-night shit to get ready for bed, and I was standing outside my tent and then "J" walks over to me with some random dude and the random dude asked me if I had any water to brush his teeth. So yeah, I said 'true that,' and then the rando brushed his teeth in front of me, and then he and J went into the tent together. Then the tent started rockin' and then J's tent mate came home. His name is "X." I say, 'Hey, come over here a second. Let's talk,' and I think I complained about the the dessert, and then X said: 'Sweetheart, your desert is right here', with the finger running down the front of his chest and everything. And so I laughed."

Were you interested? "I wasn't, actually. He was really trying hard, and maybe if we weren't on the ride, it'd be a go. So then X said, 'I should go to bed now,' and I was like 'you should wait a minute. You can't go in the tent.' And then he finally turned around and noticed that his tent was a-rocking.

They must have been admirably quiet. "Yes, which makes me think it wasn't that good. Quiet isn't usually good. Even if you want to control the noise, you shouldn't be able to."

It can be helpful on the ride. "Yeah. And then X started yelling at the tent, saying like 'Oh my God' about 15 times and then 'No, no, no, not in MY tent on MY air mattress on MY sheets with MY comforter and MY pillows." And I was like 'I'm sorry, it's all happening there, right now.' And then X tried entering the tent 3 times and I was like 'Hang on, bro' and then finally X was like 'I'm going in,' and then he said 'HELLO? HELLO?' And he was knocking on the tent flap. And then X unzipped it to see... I don't know. I was hiding at this point. And then it was silent. But J popped out of the tent and looked at me just as I popped out of the tent and he gave me this annoyed look, and then the rando gave him a quick kiss and went out into the night."

Wow. "I have a feeling a good feeling tomorrow for me, though."

I wish you luck with that.

Dale doesn't get it either. But he does write about other things sometimes, and you can find them at the AIDS LifeCycle Experience blog. All these other people post stuff on there, too!

SPANDEX / LATEX: Derrière-a-Day 1

As part of my trip along with AIDS LifeCycle, I will be conducting informal yet intimate interviews with participants on the state of their bums. And I'll be drawing portraits of their bums.

TONY BISHOP'S BUTT

SANTA CRUZ - Tony Bishop, a 34-year-old NYC-er, has been a sex worker since 2004, as an escort and gay porn performer. He has recently come back to porn after a 5 year hiatus. You can find him at www.tonybishop.com. He is also the vice-president and on the board of directors of hookonline.org, an educational zine by, for, and about men in the sex industry.

Your nether regions in one word? "NUMB."

Why is that? "I rode my bicycle from San Francisco to Santa Cruz."

What hurts the most? "The bottom of my right foot, but only because I cannot feel my penis right now." (Inspect closely what you're going to ride before you jump on, boys!)

What would you have preferred? "That it was fully functional again." (It will return with time.)

What would help? "I wish there was an acupuncturist."

Would you take an acupuncture needle on your penis? "No."

Are you ready for more tomorrow? "Yes."

What will you do differently? "Wear my sunscreen to work on my tan lines, as I have a shoot next week, so I have to get rid of them."

Anything else you'd like to share? "I feel like I should be drinking less sports drinks and still be doing my 300 crunches a day so I look good for the shoot."

Thank you for sharing, Tony.

Find more of Dale's arguable ability at stringing English words together, and find many different perspectives, at Experience ALC.

SPANDEX / LATEX: Photos Day 1

Dale is at AIDS LifeCycle 11 for all of this week, bringing you exclusive access to an event that has a ton of people and is not at all exclusive. Get involved here. Open your hearts/wallets here.

Someone gave me a camera.