No one says "good bye" quite like John Denver and The Muppets:
Look mom! No hair!
I can guarantee none of you have ever seen me like this before. I must have been at least 15 myself the last time I saw my nipples naked-- not even a wiry strand or two. Don't worry. I made sure to adequately document the momentous occasion.
I don't think I've ever had one of these either, not even in the 90s:
If only my hair were darker, I'd have one of these all the time:
Then the big guns came out:
It'll take an underground railroad to cross my new Mason-Dixon. Do you have a ticket?
In case you're wondering just why I look like an albino xoloitzcuintle, today is the day I get cast.
Live.
Five hours under silicone and I need your help.
Contribute to sculptor Cameron Stalheim's "Colby as 30ft Merman" project HERE.
