REIN IT IN. . .

"Reign On King Jesus!" from the album Black Christmas:

. . . "Sweet Little Jesus Boy":

Yes, Lil Akim, Santa is a black man:

 

I feel like I could sing this one to a lot of "big boys" I know.  "Lit'l Boy (Christ in the Temple)":

"Mary Had a Baby":

"Glory, Hallelujah": 

Black Christmas, performed by Thomas Young, Vanessa Ayers and Robert Mosely

HAND SOME, HER SUIT, HAY SEUSS

Think you've got what it takes boys?  Just remember, you get executed at the end of the story.