CRUISE CONTROL

BSD reader Ken sent me a stack of the wrong kind of porn, two jocks and a pair socks for Xmas.  It's been so long since I've had sex (or played sports?), I can't say I remember how to put two jocks on at the same time, but I gave it every valiant effort.  Thank you Ken!

BONERS FOR BOOKS: LOUIS KAHN

Christmas came early this year thanks to BSD reader Trenton.*  The post man delivered a big box to my back door nearly every day this week.  Louis Kahn came first.  If you haven't heard the tragic story of one of the world's most famous architects and his estranged son Nathaniel, I highly recommend the documentary about Kahn and his son, My Architect.  Watch a version of the film (with Spanish subtitles) below:

*DOH!  Except this book actually came from BSD reader Chris.  I know!  I'm a horrible person, but in all fairness I couldn't find a slip in the box and just assumed it went with all the others.  Thank you Chris.  Thank you.  Thank you.  Thank you.  Thank you!!!!

 

CHASTISED

I am partial to wood-grain, but really?  With my thighs?  Camo maybe?  What do you think?

New designer cock locks from the "World Leader in Male Chastity" CB-X.

Send your stocking stuffers to

Colby Klaus
1211 Lovegrove St.
Baltimore, MD 21202

CUCKOO FOR COCO-BUTTS

 

I've eaten my fair share of ass (some less-than-fresh) but never any quite like this: LITERALLY made of chocolate.  UK-based Edible Anus sells shirts, mugs, boxes (yes!) of real chocolate buttholes and even a limited-edition paperweight pucker made completely out of solid silver. 

Looking for that perfect summer wedding present to give your newly-engaged gay friends?  Get your own box of butt-chocolates TODAY. 

BONERS FOR BOOKS

Nothin' makes me cum harder than an unexpected present.

A very explosive "thank you" to BigShoe's unofficial sponsor zinc and to MasterGiftGiver and BSD reader Brian who generously mailed me a copy of Richard Jackson: Ain't Painting A Pain.    

If you're unfamiliar with Jackson's work (and appreciate orgasmic explosions of all sorts), get wet HERE.

CHAIN GANG GIFT BRIGADE

Remember boys and girls, It's never too late to line up and give Colby a present.  

Happy holidays from Big Shoe Diaries!

BOYS WITH BEARDS: SANTA

He's got a sack full of fun and a big gift for your chimney.  Happy holidays. . .

 

COAL FOR COLBY?

Looks like my epic collection of dust bunnies get another year's reprieve.  No one seemed to think the Dyson DC35 multi-floor digital vacuum cleaner makes a good Xmas present.  There are other ways to keep Colby clean (and warm) this holiday season.  Crowning the top of my list to Santa this year (right next to the DC35 and six pack abs) is the AeroSpa inflatable hot tub.  This portable spa heats up to 104 degrees and even comes with jets!  All for only $499.99!  Beats our idea of putting coals under the dumpster and filling it with bleach and water.  But then again, I have been pretty naughty.  A couple sacks of charcoal might do just the trick.  Move over Rats!  Colby's takin' a Christmas bath. 

If you would like to help with the inflatable hot tub (I promise a very raunchy photo-shoot) click the DONATION button to your right>>>>>>>>>>

SUCK ME!

You've all seen how well I can suck.  Imagine how much better I would suck if I had the Dyson DC35 multi-floor cordless digital vacuum cleaner!

Even a small donation you can help poor ole' Colby purchase this handy utilitarian device for XXXmas.  Shameless I know, but you haven't seen how dirty original wooden floors in a turn of the century carriage house can get.  I have gaps an inch wide and enough lead paint on the walls to keep my mop (and physician) busy year round.  Turn my Black Friday white (or at least brown-- the color of my wooden floors).

COLBY ON THE SHORE

A HUGE post birthday bear-hug to Jef, perhaps my biggest fan ever.  Jef sent me a fantastic birthday present last week.  He even timed the package to arrive exactly on my birthday.  Included were two books by Haruki Murakami, "Kafka on the Shore" and "After Dark", a signed copy of "Keller" the first openly gay Archie comic book character (sadly soon to be discontinued I hear), and a beautiful drawing of Colby in nothing but my birthday suit.

Jef also made a video documenting a month's worth of orgasms, 25 in all (each inspired by a different video in the Keller catalog).  A bit like an erotic music video, Jef's home cum-shot compilation is set to Pulp's "This is Hardcore".  Jef gave me permission to post the video but unfortunately, it's a little too big to upload directly to Blogger (and Youtube is a definite no-go).  Maybe X-tube?  I'll keep you posted. . .