E S PEEN

 

Or ASSPN as I might have it, covering everything from soccer. . .

Baseball. . .

Hockey. . .

Behind the scenes locker room coverage. . .

parkour. . .

triathlons. . .

and Boneco, the world's first bee keeping donkey. . .

WEDNESDAY WANG

Start off your hump day right with a Wednesday wang ready to bang.  

GUY WITH GLASSES: CAPTAINCORNHOLER

Captaincornholer, as he'd like to be know (because he's a corny bitch), lives in the city of brotherly love.  While I love his adorable frames you'll be saddened to know that in true Philly style his boyfriend recently broke them (and his face!) with his murse (a man-purse for those unfamiliar with the term).  It helps to not call your boyfriend a whore on his birthday.     

I take my glasses off to you Captaincornholer . . . and give you a very stern look of concern.  

FLIP FLOPS ON PATROL

 "Bad Boiz"

It was hot as balls again in the back alleys of Baltimore.  Cop Dad: single father, hardworkin', hardrinkin', hardfuckin'-- beating the heat, working his meat, on the street.  He's a brilliant cop with a troubled past and scars that run deep.  When a cold case is reopened, he'll find out that the ties that bind can also thrill.  This city has secrets.  So does his past.  He's on the trail of a serial monogamist . . . with no strings attached.  

For much better writing and a shirt all your own check out COP DAD by "Friend of Colby" Justin.

If you're in LA-LA Land next Monday swing by the Cop Dad launch party at Mustache Mondays.  Cop Dad contributor and pop singer Actually will perform live.
 
Scroll below to see Cop Daddy Colby on patrol-- short shorts, flip-flops and a grin to win-- bringing 8 inches of warm, hard justice to the bad boiz of Baltimore.