BIGSHOE MIX: THANK, GIVE

My Jesus-Year Jukebox continues. . .

Choke down your cran-turkey-slurry with 33 tracks, thankfully arranged with the gift of aural tryptophan close in mind (or something like the opposite).  Aural football maybe?:

The Killer -- From a Shaman's Notebook
I'm an Indian, Too -- Don Armando
Thanks, Bitch -- Avenue D
Give Me A Beat -- Girl Talk
Give Thanks -- The Romanian Orphan Choir
Be Thankful -- Natalie Cole
Give U More -- Dizzee Rascal
Thanks-A-Lot -- Dengue Fever
(For God's Sake) Give More Power To The People -- The Chi-Lites
Thanks A Lot -- Neko Case & Her Boyfriends
I Don't Give A Fuck -- Peaches
Thank You -- Bombadil
Just Give It To Me Raw -- Busta Rhymes
Thank You For Your Love -- Antony and the Johnsons
God Knows (You Gotta Give To Get) -- El Perro Del Mar
I Am a Poor Pilgrim of Sorrow -- Old Regular Baptists
Please and Thank You -- Wildcat! Wildcat!
Our Givest -- Danielson
Shoo Turkey -- From "Been in the Storm So Long"
Give And Go -- Girl Talk
The Pilgrim - Thanksgiving Song -- Randy Brothers
Give Him Cornbread -- Beau Jocque & The Zydeco Hi-Rollers
Give Your Hands To Struggle -- Bernice Johnson Reagon
I wanna give it to you in the butt
You Give Me A Boner -- Anton Glamb
Quapaw Peyote Song at 45 RPM -- Louis W. Ballard
Givers -- Lucky Dragon
Turkey Song -- Mike, Peggy, Barbara & Penny Seeger
Give Me the Night -- George Benson
Give Up -- Okay
Give You What I Got -- Wendy Rene
Thanksgiving Dinner -- Mike Phirman
Thank You -- Bruce Haack

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HAPPY THANKSFISTING: WHEN BASTING ISN'T ENOUGH

Just wash your hands afterwards.

I SEE BOOBIES: PLY-MOUTH

TURKEY TITS 

. . . And just cause I'm gaaay to stay, and dumb enough to care (despite my overwhelming masculine equanimity), Thanksgiving day themed nails:

For those among you illiterate to our American customs, that's Plymouth governor William Bradford (clockwise from the upper left), Rudolph, Squanto, a duck and corn on the cob.

PARASITE CHEST HAIR THEORY

In a recently revealed study, scientists have failed to corroborate the so-called "ectoparasite avoidance theory" to help explain the evolution of human hairlessness.  The theory postulates that our ancient grandmothers preferred mates with hairless chests to avoid parasites.  The study presumed that women in warmer climates closer to the equator where the risk of ectoparasite infestation is greatest would prefer hairless men, while women in colder climates would indicate no such preference.  The study sampled women from two countries, Slovakia and Turkey, presupposing that women in warmer Turkey would prefer hairless men, while Slovakian women would not.  Presented with images of both hirsute and hairless men, the study found that both samples greatly preferred men with no chest hair at all.  Other studies confirm that hair preference varies country to country and even state to state, with California overwhelmingly preferring less hair.  My futile attempts at finding a hook-up in LA no doubt confirm this.  :-)  Finally a statistic to replace my self-pity!!!!

GLADYATÖRS

Reach for it . . .

Oil wrestling in Antalya, Turkey, by Markus Dassel.  Still below from the video above:

I SEE PENIS: PORK THE TORKEY

Post T-Day cocky young turks . . .